Umm.. there's a hole in my ball.

Yum!

Groundhog day is next Thursday. Mike’s top five ways to have fun on Groundhog Day.

#5. Shovel away the 4 inches of snow from around the hole entrance. If you live in the Hart, shovel away the 14 feet of snow from around the hole.

#4. Go around the office all day making crude jokes about seeing ‘Willy’s shadow.’

#3. Go around telling everyone that Whiarton Willy did not see his shadow again last year – because he’s been dead for 11 years.

#2. Get up on the morning, put on your Wookie costume, run around the backyard screaming “me shadow, me shadow, I can’ts finds me shadow”.

#1. A pile of fake fur on the kitchen floor, a large box of Groundhog Helper on the counter and let the kids figure it out for themselves.

via Ways to have fun on Groundhog Day.

Licker dog at Finger Lake

So does eating something cooked in a stomach make your stomach a cannibal?

No Jedi Powers

Dear Person,

If you’re in line in front of me at Tim Hortons, you are going to need to know what you want to order when they say “what can I get for you?”.

This is surprising I know, but it’s what they do. I’m not sure why they don’t just use their Jedi Horton mind reading powers to tell exactly what you want, but they don’t. So just as a heads up, you may want to think about what you’re going to order while you’re waiting in line.

FYI, it says what the soup of the day is right in front of you on the menu board. Right below the part of the menu board that says “Soup of the day”. You can see it from the back of the line.

One more thing, you will have to pay. I know this also comes as a total shock. [Here's you: "What? $3.25? Okay, I will now remove my wallet from it's secure compartment and look through it to see if I have that much money in there. It's just I didn't think I would need to pay today."]

On behalf of all of us behind you in line – we really don’t want to watch you search your wallet for the exact change either, even if you’re really really sure you have another dime in there somewhere.

Thank you.

via Open letter to that person standing in front of me at Tim Hortons.

#5. “Accu this! Snowpocalypse!” or “Accu your face! Snowpocalypse!”

#4. I sure hope it doesn’t get really windy on top of this.

#3. I hope that guy in front of me knows where he’s going, cause all I see is taillights.

#2. Com Scan has detected an energy field producing large amounts of snow in an area of the sixth planet of the Hoth System.

#1. Where’s Fluffy? Did someone let Fluffy outside?

via Tons of snow AND it’s still snowing #princegeorge.

I feel calm

I was thinking, how about we set up Floss N’ Go booths at the mall food court? Finish your lunch, you pop in there and for like 5.99 they professionally floss your teeth and you get on with your day.

Maybe there would be 6.99 ‘flossing and polish’ special too, or the 8.99 ‘floss, polish and reclamation’ special? With the ‘floss, polish and reclamation’ special the FPR. They could baggy all the remnant food bits they collect from your mouth and you could take them home for the dog or for a snack for later. Okay.. that’s gross.

via Floss, polish and reclamation.

Leftover chicken, pickles, tomates, etc... Thank you Janny!